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Wear it when the answer is: because one is for use, one is for backup, and one was a very good price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSoft cotton-poly blend, double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs, and a front pouch pocket deep enough for a tape measure and your financial justification. 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