You didn't break it. You're just preparing for when someone else does.

There's a special kind of person who walks past a perfectly functioning shelf and thinks: I could reinforce that. Who sees a door that closes fine and wonders if it might close better. Who has three drills, not because two broke, but because you never know.

This is their tee.

"Born to fix what isn't broken yet" isn't a confession. It's a philosophy. A way of life. A completely reasonable justification for the socket set you bought last Tuesday, the torque wrench that was on offer, and the router you absolutely needed even though you don't own a router table yet.

The workshop doesn't build itself. Someone has to be ready.

Wear it with pride. Wear it to B&Q, Home Depot or Lowe's. Wear it when your partner asks why there's another Amazon package on the doorstep.

Soft, comfortable, and built to last, just like the repair you did on that thing that didn't actually need repairing. Premium Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt, available in 6 colours and sizes S to 3XL.

For everyone who has ever said "I have a tool for that."